On behalf of all ken's on the planet earth, past, present and
  future, I say, "You're welcome!" It's a requirement you know.*
  Being nice.* When you're a Ken.* It's like being an asshole,
  when your name is Mike.* Everybody knows an asshole named Mike.*
  My brother's name is Mike.* The meme is truth. He loves being an
  asshole.* It's part of the job description. I wonder: What's in
  the job description for Robbie's?** Do people of your namesake
  have one? Its' a real question - I've never been a Robbie so I
  don't know. And again, thank you ^_^* I like being thought of :)