Understood every word and I applaud you.
  In short, people interpret what they read based upon
  preconceived notions in such a way that is most favorable to
  their position.... just written in Linguistic terms.

  And you are correct 100% about multiple viewpoints: I only
  claimed an exclusive stance as a starting point for discussion,
  which it has succeeded in doing. (we're talking). I took a
  argumentative stance and made an bombastic claim, just to see if
  there were listeners and if there were, to see if they're up for
  a discussion over, well, exactly what we're talking about.

  It's always important to check one's own bias with any reading,
  as well as the bias of the source material. Think of how many
  people *still* use Draper as a source of history when historians
  generally don't. While for me, Draper's clear agenda (I don't
  think he was ever subtle about it) has been successfully
  generally discredited among modern historians, nonetheless,
  there are those who accept it.

  And so, overlapping views, each with biases, including my own,
  whatever they may be. If you like metaphors as much as me, Simon
  Albright - and it's likely you do, read this quick 10 page
  article on how metaphors lead and mislead and their dangers. I
  also have a great one on the dangers of analogies by a physics
  professor for other physics professors... but that's not as
  applicable here.

  It supports entirely what you're saying, although it does not
  support any particular claim as to what the passage was *really*
  talking about.

  It's called Metaphors we are Led By, written by an Air Force
  professor - really easy to read. His four-square chart on
  Sensemaking alone is simply marvelous.

  [1]http://www.au.af.mil/.../milreview/paparone_metaphors.pdf By
  the way, there's a flaw in your logic:
  " because they are decoding the text in a way which retains the
  absurdity of having a loving god want to bash the brain's of
  babies out on rocks."

  Here's the problem: Everything from "absurdity" onwards comes
  from no place.

  You made a good argument about interpreting to fit the position,
  but what of the absurdity of lifting words out of a historical
  context, utilizing modern sensibilities towards, and then BACK
  PROJECTING its meaning?
  [2]Seems more logical that, let's say, a 1st or 2nd century
  interpretation might be a little closer to accuracy than one
  done 20 centuries later. No?

References

  Visible links
  1. http://www.au.af.mil/au/awc/awcgate/milreview/paparone_metaphors.pdf
  2. http://www.au.af.mil/au/awc/awcgate/milreview/paparone_metaphors.pdf