Once, someone made me a Kale Sandwhich. It used Kale leaves as
the bread. Broiled in the oven. Krispy. melted cheese. Ham.
It was strangely edible, once I got the Kale out from being
stuck to the roof of my mouth, peeled it out and threw it away.
I started coughing like a cat with a hairball.
Still, the ham and cheese was good.