I barely stick to my own plan. By the time I get around to
trimming it, I've got hair puffing out in strange places, some
bits randomly covering my lips so they get in the way when I
eat, and I don't care.
It's only when someone goes, "Ken, your beard" then I'm like...
OK FINE! with a grump, and take an easy 5 minutes to upkeep.
Even as easy as it is, I still hate it.
I also keep a pair teeny-tiny stainless steel cuticle scissors I
think they are (I was looking for the tiniest scissors I could
find - had to look in the nail-trimming section but I found 'em)
- and I trim my mustache with it real fast so I can get away
without even using the dog trimmer on my face.
