How to make Progressivism:
  Frog - F, Insert Pee, remove ee, add grass, superimpose g's, add
  massive, remove m, merge the two asses together, flip the a to
  make it an e, add small, push small against the e to flatten it
  out to make an l, then remove all.

  "But what about the point over the i?"

  Point? No, there's no point in progressivism. [actually, I don't
  mind progressivism, at least historically and even at present.
  It just needs to be tempered a bit... sometimes they get a
  little... much with the activism]