*How To Rob A Bank _Legitimately_* by Kenneth Udut. I did a
Facebook thing: "Who is your Angel/Who is your Devil". *The two
people that came up each had their suggestions for me. *The
devil said I should rob a bank. *The angel said I should make
money as a programmer. This was my response: After careful
consideration of both angelic and demonic options, I have chosen
the middle way. I will get a legitimate job programming at a
bank where I will work my way up to a salaried position with
stock options.
I will also take notes.
Upon collecting enough evidence, I will be a
whistleblower-for-hire, and rob the banks AND the insurance AND
reinsurance companies they are colluding with, "legitimately"
through various court-cases, trials and legal payouts of
unbelievably large amounts of money and set the collection
agencies on THEM, backed by the full force of the United States
[whatever department makes sure THEY pay]... meanwhile entering
the witness protection program and fly off into the night.
I choose the name Rory. Why? Because it is my least favorite
male name, impossible to pronounce, and I will find myself
amused hysterically everybody somebody in my New Life tries to
use my name, that I hate, but not as much as those forced to say
it. PS: I have been corrected. *I cannot rob a bank. *A bank is
not a person. *Instead, I am robbing all of the people who
contributed to the bank. *I am robbing people. *Therefore, I
would have to take the angel's advice and get the programmers
job and not rob the bank, for one cannot rob a bank; but one CAN
rob many individual people out of their money whose money is
being saved "in the name of" the bank. Since I don't want to rob
people, I will not do it.
