Well, before viewing it, I notice something: It's from Cracked.
  Now, Cracked is a satire magazine, but it's not _pure_ satire
  like TheOnion, where you're certain it's faked. Rather, there's
  a _possibility_ of partial truths mixed in with a bit of
  humorous insanity with Cracked. So, judging an article by its
  author, It automatically raises skeptical flags before even
  continuing into it. But I'll check it out in a minute to give my
  synopsis bearing that in mind.