lol yeah, I think I would've worked DEEP in Education, like
  making those tests designed to torture kids' brains, squeezing
  their neurons like tubes of toothpaste into impossible
  contortions and causing nervous breakdowns/psychosis around the
  ages of 19-22, so it's probably best I left college early.

  Well, probably not. I actually find the designing of testing
  materials to be extraordinarily sadistic. I could still do child
  psychology; I don't really see much distinctions between people.
  Language and cognitive differences are across the age spectrum.
  While Piaget got some things right, I think he was a little
  strict and I think they've kinda moved a LITTLE beyond Piaget..
  but unfortunately, not much.