*SCREAM CREAM* Aminophylline 7.5mg
  Ergoloid Mesylate 0.123mg
  Isosorbide Dinitrate 0.625 mg
  L-Arginine 15mg
  Pentoxifylline 12.5mg
  Sildenafil Citrate 2.5mg
  Testosterone 0.25mg

  Aminophylline is related to caffeine and is used for
  anti-asthma.
  "you are allergic to any ingredient in aminophylline (including
  ethylenediamine), similar medicines (eg, theophylline), or
  xanthines (eg, caffeine, chocolate)"

  Egoloid Mesylate is treatment for dementia, although they're not
  sure how it works yet but it seems to help.

  Isosorbide Dinitrate: NITRATE! HAHA - there's the Nitric Oxide!
  Useful in Viagra, making the heart beat when it needs a boost,
  great for opening up clogged axions in the brain letting you
  think better [and can give a headache if you get too much]. It's
  those mysterious bubbles that are all over the body. Good ol'
  Nitrogen. It's also a major component of urine, 'cause that's
  where it comes out of the body... once it's been used up or you
  have too much in you.

  L-Arginine - helps keep you from getting tolerance to nitrates -
  a necessary companion to Nitric Oxide makers like viagra, angina
  and such. Also can be used _by itself_ for erectile dysfunction,
  probably because it aids the NO already in your body.

  Pentoxifylline - opens blood vessels. Good for thrombosis.

  Sildenafil Citrate - Viagra - the genius of this is it inhibits
  the thing that eats of the Nitric Oxide.... so it's not that it
  "makes it" really... but it allows the body to keep what it's
  got. The gas makes the blood "fizzy".

  yeah. fizzy. Like soda.

  Testosterone - of course.

  So yeah, "Scream Cream" sounds legit. I'd recommend it... if I
  was a doctor or pharmacist, which I'm not. PS - if you need more
  nitric oxide in your body, you can also eat lots of cucumber or
  watermelon rind. Watermelon has it too, but the rind has more.

  Gas bubbles. Why do I know this? I don't have an ED problem but
  I *did* follow trail of the use of Nitric Oxide in the body a
  few years ago and was VERY SURPRISED where it led me. Hm, since
  Zinc leads to testosterone in the body, I would suggest this as
  a poor woman's alternative:

  a) chocolate / coffee
  b) Eat a cucumber Salad.
  c) Eat a few handful of pumpkin seeds. [they have lots of Zinc].

  There. A recipe. ... although the flaw with the idea is...
  coffee + chocolate have lots of copper in them, which leads to
  estrogen.. which *might* defeat the zinc in the pumpkin seeds.
  Oh well, less coffee more pumpkin seeds I guess.