Oh on the contrary; Your responses are perfect!* It's designed
to make people go, "Wait, what?* Wait a minute.. that's not
right...." and I did exactly what you did when I first saw it.
Then I was like, "Ooooh, ::: facepalm :::: I get it now" it
points out that we're easily led/misled by exaggerated hyperbole
and by going through the reasoning process and seeing the
joke/reason-why-they-did-it, you become more aware and do a
little research before posting scare-memes.