The celibacy wasn't always a part of old Christianity though.
  It's an import from when the Epicurean "friendship communities"
  (which were celibate) were absorbed into the surrounding culture
  and turned into monasteries, otherwise unchanged much. Somewhere
  around the 4th cent AD.

  But generally yeah. Prayer is mostly used to keep boys from
  jerking off. In the 19th century, Science came to the rescue
  with Kellogg's Cereal. It was better than those damn clamp on
  erection detectors that Scientists were giving them before.