In the name of the demon Carbon, whose Footprints we must
diminish! Friend says: *We should bring back Human Sacrifice!"
My reply: Yes. Currently available in the Netherlands. Appeases
the Gods of "Efficiency", "Space-Saving", "More Money For The
Rest of Us When You're Gone". Incentives include: Authority
Figures such as Doctors saying things like: "You Are Obviously A
Burden To Your Family. I Give You Peace Of Mind If You Just Sign
Here." and other nefarious customs soon to be adopted
world-wide, in the name of the Demon, "Carbon", whose Footprints
we must Diminish. What makes it one of the more fun modern
Religions to follow is they get to say, "Oh, we're not like
THOSE ancient Religions like Christianity. Why, we don't even
KNOW we're a Religion. It's simply Fact, in the All Mighty Names
of Science and Reason!" But naw, it's a religion. Looks like a
duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck. :P
