Opposites are great. Opposites suck. There's no such thing as
  opposites. Everything is equivalent. You need duality for
  clarity. Logically, there's no middle ground. It's all middle
  ground. I hold all of these positions simultaneously. It's
  impossible to hold all of these positions simultaneously. It's
  all bullshit. It's all true. Some of it is false. None of it is
  false. None of it is true.

  Absurdity seems to be one of the best ways to embrace such
  positions simultaneously and also not. It works as much as it
  doesn't.