I so want do get a cheap high-megapixel cameraphone and send it
  up on a Weather Balloon and get my OWN pictures of space. Ok,
  wait, that's a lie. *I want someone to GIVE ME a pre-filled
  helium balloon with the smartphone and all the software set up,
  so I can launch it and say "I did it!". *Oh, and get paid for
  the footage. That's what I really want.