::: shuddering :: - well, if they're too short, they might have
to squish the testicles 'til they pop like grapes, I dunno...
unless the perp is a woman - then years of cultural conditioning
have to go out the window and fists might have to fly. [I
remember some friend's mothers that were "Cougars" and thought
they were MILFs. Well, they weren't. Blech.