Indeed. Sometimes I am also authoritarian with myself as well,
  as I must be my own harshest critic.

  But I restrict my authoritarian voice to myself alone as much as
  possible, unless it is a matter of life and limb. Then, watch
  out.

  [I have bears on the property. They're mostly harmless but
  they're intrusive.

  When they get too close for comfort, I make myself appear HUGE
  and tell GIT! GIT! GIT! with the most Authoritarian voice I can
  muster up, deep in my gut.

  They RUN. I have gotten as close to 5 feet away. But they need
  to GET OFF MY PROPERTY and then need to know I'm boss.

  I don't do bear whisperer.