Yeah, nothing worse than hypocrites. Then.. there's
  that-moment-when you see your own hypocrisy - like really see
  it... and you're like.. no.... no no no... DAMN IT! I WAS BETTER
  THAN THEM! ugh. But yeah... my consolation prize is: If there is
  a God in a form that can hear prayers, I like to imagine
  him/her/it going, "hah, you?* Yeah. You gotta do a little more
  than fold those hands.* I mean, nice chatting with you... but,
  well, here - lemme give you a situation to deal with.* Go learn
  something from it, will ya?* ::: click ::" Ah.* Imagination.