"So, how was your evening, honey? Anything interesting happen?"
  "Oh, nothing."
  :: makes a sandwich ::
  "Oh come on, SOMETHING interesting must have happened."
  :: starts eating ::
  "It's not those testicle cutting Thai gansters again!?"
  :: yawns :: "Maybe there's something interesting on TV."

  And _that_ conversation, is likely one that has never taken
  place :P