To experience being each person who ever was, is or will be
mentally, bodily, thoughts, experiences, simultaneously and
comprehend it all without stress.
Animals too.
And Plants.
Crystals. [they might as well be a life form]
Giant molecular gas clouds.
All stars.
Dirt.
Gravity.
All fiction, including the fiction called non-fiction.
Every character ever conceived from every novel ever written, tv
show or movie ever made, or story thought up in the minds of
children, adults, or cats.
Yeah. That'll do. Oh and my chair. I already know he feels
though. He's glad to support me in my every endeavor.
Thank you chair for continuing to agree to the Pauli Exclusion
Principle and keeping my ass from going through you, the
concrete below, the earth, and leaving me stranded in the
Earth's core. Thank you for your support - I really do
appreciate it and I *promise* to take care of that squeak.
Oh, you like it? Give you character? Like a battle scar. Ok.
I'll let you keep it. Thanks ugly office chair - you're always
be beautiful to my ass... and the rest of me as well.
