Rock bottom is relative.
  Today, my 9 yr old nephew spent 2 hrs uploading a "let's play"
  video he made to Youtube, only to see it fail. On top of it, his
  Animal Jam membership expired.

  He was mad, upset, life was over. But then I noticed a Disney
  Frozen thing from my 3 yr old niece. It's supposed to be a magic
  wand. It's got a heart at the bottom and a stick you hold. Press
  a button and a light up spinny thing happens in heart part.

  I just had to hold it with the heart upside down, stick facing
  up, in the palm of my hand and I just said, "Really?" with a
  raised eyebrow.

  Instant cure. He got over his devastation because he was
  laughing 'til his gut hurt, because, yes, it looks like a penis.