I'm from New Jersey. You may be one of the few (being from NY)
who actually knows that "Joisey" is not a NJ accent and you know
where it's really from. [unless its upstate NY in which case you
know Apples very well. All kinds of Apples in fact]
Been in Florida for 13 years. Finally managed to snag a hard
roll with butter. Lazy bakers kept trying to convince everybody
"It's the water and that's why they can't do it".
No, it's more flour. [and maybe steam in the oven if you want it
to get that NJ/NY roll extra "crunch" factor]. *sigh* Where's my
ship? I'm thinking TARDIS. Doctor Who can be my Calgon. "TIme
Lord, take me awaaaay..." [it was only today that I saw the
connection between 50 shades of gray, romance novels in general,
knights in shining armor, disney, and my lifelong love of Doctor
Who. Oh well. I can handle it.
The link word is: Ravish. Forcible removal from
known-lfe-context is another. But I think my foray into feminist
reinterpretation may have reached a new low or peak today. Oh
well
Actually, this may be more of a [1]CJ directed post as well. I
forget who is the cunning linguist.
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