I'm practicing the whole "Age=means something" ridiculousness. I
  thought, "I'm gonna embrace my and pretend it matters for a
  change".

  The mention of the age was mostly geared towards younger ppl on
  the group, who might be looking at the future and going,

  "shit, so many impossible mazes to get through! School! Work!
  Job! Love! Marriage! Fuck! Who am I? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
  WITH MY LIFE!?!"

  And really, the message to my younger self. Particularly my 17
  year old self. He had it worst. He heard me though thankfully,
  which is why I'm here telling him again, which is still for the
  first time, even though I already heard it.

  Sounds weirder than it actually is