*Yes but I can be inspirational so then people pay me attention*
  What's your ideal scenario? You've inspired me to write just now
  (I could be somewhere else on the Internet or sleeping but
  instead I'm here, talking to you, typing on my keyboard,
  thinking about things that you've said and considering them).
  You've inspired me to learn a few things about myself in the
  process of writing to you; I didn't realize I wrote with cadence
  and rhythm when I write and say it in my mind like a song until
  I wrote it. And I wrote it becuase you inspired me to think of
  these things that I wouldn't otherwise have thought of. I have
  and am paying full attention to you right now. But there's
  something else that you're asking it seems perhaps? What would
  be your ideal scenario? No need for shyness: Standing behind a
  podium in front of people and they listen attentive to what you
  say, taking copious notes, and occasionally getting that "ah ha!
  NOW I understand!" lightbulb look? Getting interviewed for a
  book that you wrote that sold millions and has inspired people
  to write you letters, and they express their gratitude for what
  you've done for their lives? Nothing is impossible in a thought
  experiment. We all have big dreams. What's yours? Doesn't matter
  if it's practical or not; it just might be, in some form. [mind
  you, I'm not assuming those are your dreams; I know they're
  dreams that big thinkers often have; you're a big thinker; I'm a
  big thinker; and I've had those dreams, among others; even made
  concrete plans and achieved them, but I had to change the
  context. You might already be living your dreams but the context
  might not be visible]