Random Highlander smashes my computer with sledgehammer, every
real and fictional person I ever encountered points their
fingers at me simultaneously and says, GET A LIFE YOU LOSER! and
emotionally compressed down to a complicated ball of infinite
gravitational pull, I untangle myself in a great explosion of
kamehameha! and destroy everything around me in a great
expanding ball of energy! I feel the needle going into me.* I
don't remember much after that until the shining square sun
enters my vision and I look down at my hands and they are gone.
Floating in front of me is a block of wool and some raw
porkchops and lava surrounds me and that is when I know... I've
finally arrived.
