I don't wear #jewelry Glasses are the closest thing; and a belt.
  I find them uncomfortable. That being said: I can *appreciate*
  beautiful things. And... if I was a girl and was looking for
  something new to wear - or if I was a guy who liked jewelry - I
  would definitely consider one of these awesome #rings : WARNING:
  Awesome Fandom References and Subculture Mental Crossover
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