I don't wear #jewelry. Glasses are the closest thing; and a
  belt. I find them uncomfortable. That being said: I can
  *appreciate* beautiful things. And... if I was a girl and was
  looking for something new to wear - or if I was a guy who liked
  jewelry - I would definitely consider one of these awesome
  #rings : WARNING: Awesome Fandom References and Subculture
  Mental Crossover Overload Shall Commence: