1) lol and 2) I was also taught that. Never turns out that way
  though. I end up "tossing loosely" so it gets maximum air around
  it to keep the wrinkles out and I try not to put too many other
  articles on top of the more wrinkle-able clothing. I generally
  buy 60/40 cotton/poly (or somewhere around there) so I don't
  have to worry about the wrinkle problem. Although, if only I
  could get away with... it - I'd wear linen. Thin linen dockers
  were the *most comfortable* pants I ever wore, summertime-wise.
  They had them back in the late 90s for short time and I was in
  love. But of course, they disintegrate quickly and, well, I
  couldn't find them anymore. I've tried "cuban pants" (which is
  all they really were) but around here cuban pants come in *one
  size* with a drawstring and no pockets. So, alas, black denim
  shorts it is. At least I have nice enoug... "