Random thoughts about War: I say stick the OLD MEN who play with
  toy soldiers in a room and they can control the YOUNG MEN who
  need to prove they're better than the person who bullied them
  when they were 7 years old... while the MIDDLE AGED men, too old
  to fight and not in control, can cheer on their favorite team...
  sigh

  We have virtual reality. We should just use it. Virtual
  fighting, the victor gets the land.