^Random thoughts about War: I say stick the OLD MEN who play
  with toy soldiers in a room and they can control the YOUNG MEN
  who need to prove they're better than the person who bullied
  them when they were 7 years old... while the MIDDLE AGED men,
  too old to fight and not in control, can cheer on their favorite
  team... sigh

  We have virtual reality. We should just use it. Virtual
  fighting, the victor gets the land.

  (the one who inspired me on this idea - you know who you are;
  I'll let you decide whether you want to raise your hand or not
  :D )^