^Always beware what you read. Sometimes the smarter you are, the
harder you fall.
This spoof article (poking fun of similar articles that demonize
eggs, bacon, margarine, butter, cheese, Tylenol, beef,
marijuana, cigarettes, beer, water, driving, flying, Facebook,
video games... etc) - is showing how a certain format of "news
article", backed by VERY SELECTIVE scientific journal published
literature, can be used to prove ANYTHING and get people to
believe anything.
Caveat Emptor. Except: Let the reader beware. If you see this
form of writing, they might be telling you the truth, and they
might not. But, lesson to take away: They're trying to convince
you of something. Ultimately, these are sales pitches, disguised
as "Information YOU NEED TO KNOW".^