^Always beware what you read. Sometimes the smarter you are, the
  harder you fall.

  This spoof article (poking fun of similar articles that demonize
  eggs, bacon, margarine, butter, cheese, Tylenol, beef,
  marijuana, cigarettes, beer, water, driving, flying, Facebook,
  video games... etc) - is showing how a certain format of "news
  article", backed by VERY SELECTIVE scientific journal published
  literature, can be used to prove ANYTHING and get people to
  believe anything.

  Caveat Emptor. Except: Let the reader beware. If you see this
  form of writing, they might be telling you the truth, and they
  might not. But, lesson to take away: They're trying to convince
  you of something. Ultimately, these are sales pitches, disguised
  as "Information YOU NEED TO KNOW".^