^Sorry for the kooky theories lately. I've been trying to make
  connections that, in the end, can help people and I'm not afraid
  to be wrong - I expect to be wrong. I just never went to enough
  college to learn how to practice writing for scientific journals
  and, honestly, I find the style of writing to be quite dull;
  after reading thousands over the past year, I appreciate poetry
  and song lyrics that much more than ever before.

  I like the style used in marketing/advertising much better.
  Motivational, inspirational, gets people to take action if they
  want to.

  But I have all the references backing it all up. I just need my
  own personal graduate student to sift through it all and base
  their Thesis on it. Nothing like being a Professor without a
  University! :P^