^Meet #BillGates - the #laziest person on #earth. #Lazy He stole
  my idea - 'cause I've been saying it for years :P - I'm always
  trying to find easy ways to do difficult things, because I'm
  impatient. Trying to be #perfect is good for the "oohs and ahhs"
  but since we don't usually GET ooh and ahh like we think we
  should, just get it done. (easy to say, but hard to do
  especially when you're a lazy perfectionist :P )^