^How to make everybody happy.

  Step zero: identify who you are. Also, identify who "everybody
  "is. Be specific, because instructions will differ with each
  "everybody "in your life.

  Step one: do and be everything You think they want you to do and
  be.

  Step two: did you receive any indication that you were wrong?

  Step three: ask what you can do or how you can be better next
  time.

  Step four if they cooperate, And give you further instructions,
  return to step one.

  Step four if they say "you should have done it right the first
  time" You say "I did what you asked me to do as best I could.
  What more do you want from me? " And await further instructions.

  If they say "you're not who I thought you were" or "you should
  be more like the person I expect you to be "Then say "I'm trying
  to be everything you want. Please tell me how I can be any
  different ". And await further instructions.

  Step five: if you reach Step five, that means you have
  successfully completed your mission because nobody is
  complaining. You are now free to do what you like until you
  receive further instructions.

  Kenneth Udut
  10/27/13
  Information. Nobody-needs.com It'll be ready as soon as it's
  ready. And it'll be ready as soon as I start.^