Hi group! I (Kenneth Udut) need a job. Quickly! I've been lucky
  to have been [...] six years now and have been running a good
  [...] which has been providing enough income to help my [...] ,
  but with my [....] in two weeks, [...] is going [...]. I need to
  make: $1500/month or $375/week take home MINIMUM to *just* [...]
  I'm a computer guy, sitting in front of a computer 8+ hours a
  day and I can do whatever is needed that involves a computer.
  I'm a Microsoft Excel guru but I also can do bookkeeping (not my
  favorite, but it's not hard), ANY kind of typing/data entry (110
  wpm), I can learn any programming language if I don't know it
  already. Basically, I'm an old fashioned "whiz-kid" with
  computers (36 years old now, so not a kid anymore). I have to
  revise my resume - but I'll be happy to write or talk about my
  experience until I get the resume updated. If you can help,
  PLEASE [.....] $375/week minimum take-home for $1500/month
  needed.