My thinking takes place in streams of conscience so chunky, so
  rocky, so constipated, that ideas remain trapped like a hard
  piece of cheese in the throat of a greedy little white mouse.
  -Kenneth Udut, Dec-22-2002 Written on 8 1/2x14" bond paper
  Typewritten, as I was taking a break from my computer and wanted
  to play with a typewriter I got off of eBay.