Love me, live me, I am your goddess.* Watch me dance circles in
  the air, and fart orange blossoms.* I am your queen!* I control
  it all! Wait! Don't leave! ----- High school loser, you fill an
  important role for us.* You are our scape goat, even teachers
  laugh at you.* Hey!* Wait!* Put that gun awa..... ----- Lost in
  time, and lost in space, we struggled against the human race.*
  Our place, never found, we're gone for good.* Just drifting
  about in a spaceship of wood.* Nice knowing you, earth - we've
  gone away. ----- One day, Charlotte found herself in a sticky
  predicament.* She didn't know whether to laugh or cry.* But, as
  it turned out, the situation was even more serious than tears
  could wash away. --- Under the mountains and under the ocean,
  lay my friend Johnny.* He didn't know what hit him, but we all
  knew he had it coming.* It's too bad about Johnny.** He had a
  good heart, but did stupid things.* I hope he puts a good word
  in for me. --- Soldier, soldier, walking alone.* Soldier, hero,
  a poet of bone.* Your momma wouldn't be proud, soldier, and your
  girlie left town.* Good day, soldier. ----- [oct 10 2002. I made
  a page with a series of boxes, forcing me to write creatively in
  two or three sentences.* Took four more years for Twitter to
  come out but really, I was imitating ancient chat rooms,
  although I thought I was the first guy to come up with the idea
  at the time] and don't get mad about the soldier one.* I was
  imagining a story where a soldier had done a horrible thing and
  was feeling dreadful about it - and rightly so, because what he
  did, was very nearly unforgivable.* I wasn't talking about all
  soldiers there :)