20 Surefire Signs That Star Trek Is Taking Over Your Life
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1. Saying "make it so" in casual conversation.
2. Indignation because the periodic table doesn't include dilithium and
tritanium..
3. Able to use "variable phase inverter" in a sentence without excessive
thought first.
4. More than one pair of Spock ears on junk drawer.
5. Have figured out the stardate system.
6. Sudden urge to wear lots of Lycra.
7. Scanning shelves at local liquor store for synthehol.
8. The Star Trek theme becomes background music for your dreams.
9. Major quote sources for thesis are Shakespeare, the Bible, and "The Omega
Glory".
10. Memorization of the crew's authorization codes.
11. Forgetting that present-day elevators don't have voice interface.
12. Attending a convention wearing non-Terran vestments.
13. Actual serious thoughts about buying that $300 model of the Enterprise
from the Franklin Mint.
14. Understanding Klingon.
15. Lecturing any science professor on how transporters work.
16. Playing fizzbin and understanding it.
17. "The Outrageous Okona" seems like a fine piece of writing and dramatic
stylistics.
18. Paying rapt attention during those endless special effects sequences in
Star Trek:The Motion Picture.
19. Inexplicable rock-climbing urges.
20. More than three original episode outlines buried in your drawers.
