Posted By: Greg (Greg Anderson)
Date:      Tue Dec  1 00:00:51 1992
Title:     Greg's List of Really Neat Things to do in Public Restrooms

 At the prompting of Abby, here's my list.  I think this is all of them to
date:

     Greg's List of Really Neat Things To Do In Public Restrooms

 1.  In an otherwise deserted restroom, while only you and another person are
in the stalls, say to yourself in an awe-inspired voice, "Neat...blood."

 2.  Bring a filled water balloon into the stall, and wait until some
unsuspecting person sits in another one.  After a large grunt, drop the
balloon from about 3 feet, and after the splash, punctuate with
"Aaaaaaaahhhhh...."  Then, wait 2.5 seconds, and exclaim, "Hey!  There's a
keeper!"
 2a.  Permutation:  After dropping the balloon, say to yourself "Hey!  It's a
boy!"  This is even better if you're male.

 3.  First, a whole-wheat breadstick must be found.  Pre-soak the
breadstick, and bring it in the stall with you.  After sufficient grunting
noises, heave the breakstick into the stall of the victim.  A sheepish "Oops"
rounds out the event.

 4.  Walk into the bathroom, holding the pre-soaked breadstick.  As you walk
in front of an occupied stall, say to yourself "Uh oh...I'm not going to make
it!"  and drop the breadstick in front of them.  "Oops" is an order again.
 4a.  Permutation:  Have someone follow you in, and after dropping the
breadstick, have them pick it up and exclaim, "Hey!  There's a keeper!"


 That's all for now.  If I come up with any more, I'll be sure to append
them.  =)

 Gregmakesbathroomsfunforthewholefamily


              "Oh god this song has just farts to music"

                 --Abbydear, babbling about some song
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