One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator: Boston
One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator:California
*with gun in lap: L.A.
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
Ohio, but driving in California.
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
talk to someone in back seat: Italy
One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake,
mind on game: Seattle
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds
bag out the window: Texas city male
One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily
at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind
curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: Texas country
male
One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different
angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and
rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator,
poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid
handle in the glove compartment: Texas female
Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly
checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from
their own or another's car: Colorado
One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand waving
gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for
landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any
bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter:
Colorado resident on spotting a car with Texas plate.
Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer
cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia male.
Junker, driven by someone who previously had a nice car and who is now
wearing a barrel: Las Vegas
They forgot: two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above
window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the
left blinker on: Florida "seasoned citizen" driver, also known as
"no-see-um"
