Once gutted, sliced and cooked
over a fire
the few bites we had
ended up being more of a tease
We slept well that night
In the morning we were ready
for a new adventure
We didn't have weed anymore
But we had a map
and the nearest big city
London, was only a few
hours by car, maybe half a day
hitchiking
We hide some of our stuff
and left for the city
with each a small bag
2 hippy hitchiking in
the southern part of Ontario
wasn't the most appealing
prospect for drivers flying by
We spent many hours on
the highway wihout a ride
A cop pulled over
I though at least they would
bring us at a better spot on
the road
No, they stop to tell us
that we couldn't sit or lay down
on the side of the road.
A lot of people drinking
and driving made it unsafe
for us... and drove away
Wasn't it their job
to pull over the people
who drink and drive?
It's important to keep the moral
when hitchiking
The best way I found is
to walk until you can't walk
anymore and then to stand waiting
for a ride until you can't stand
anymore and then start again
You also have to make sure
people will see you from afar
while walking
when you can see a mile
ahead, then you know
you have a good spot
at the end of that mile
After a couple rides
a car drove by
a kid in the rear window
giving us the finger
I politely responded with a finger
The car brakes
burned its tire while it spuns around
drove back to us like a maniac
Jumped off his car
A short guy with a mullet
and a handle bar mustache
He swore he was going
to explode our brains
smash our face on his
car, and paint his car
with our blood
He went to his trunk
opened it, enraged
We're freaking out
Olivier doesn't understand
a word of what he's saying
I wish I still had my knife
The dude pulled out
this little skimpy
wood stick...
smaller than a broom handle
We didn't move
I wasn't sure
what the fuck he would do
with this little piece of wood
He finally said:
'Why the fuck did you give me the finger'
'Cause one of the kid in your car gave me the finger?!?'
He look confused and pissed
We were not moving, and probably
a head taller than him
He put his head back in the car
'Who the fuck did that'
He slapped some kids in the back
Got in his car
Screeched his tire and
left like a maniac!
We finally got in Lodon
Walking around the street
we are both from Montreal
so this small town
wasn't too intimidating
I noticed the mouthwash
was on special
2 bottles for 1.99
I though it was odd
I hate mouthwash
We heard some people
in the street
A big group of people
wanting to free Weed Man
We joined in the fun
drum were played
weed was somked
We ended up in a park
by the river
Joints were flying around
'Smoke me' little labels
attached to them
A dwarf talked about
reading is power
getting high is fun
but you have to keep
on reading
We got high
and ended up sleeping
in that park
near the river
A few homeless
sleeping nearby
bottles of mouthwash
emptyed around them
What a way to get wasted
at least they smelled
a bit better like that
