### The real Chris Osburn is in this space.
(You are warned.)
So, I'm this guy, right? I'm old. I've done stuff. Today I'm a bus driver. Before that, I was a programmer/barista/network manager at a large internet cafe. Before that, I was in Windows application hell. Before that I was doing database work in a fourth-generation language. Before that I was in college. Before that I was unemployed. Before that I worked at a company that made encrypting modems and office automation software. Somewhere in there I was in the Marine Corps. Before that I went to a high school that was a vocational school on steroids. Somewhere in there I was a camp counselor that taught astronomy. Before that I was in middle school. Before that I was in grade school. Before that I was in kindergarten. Before that I was torturing my new little sister. Before that I learned how to read. Before that I stood up in my crib and sprinkled baby powder all over the place. Before that, presumably, I was born.
Right now, I'm drunk.
Peace out, man!
## Reference material
=> about.gmi One day an employer asked me for a biography. Pity the fool.
=> dicta.gmi CO149's Fundamental Dicta (TM) -- Notes about how networks work. Lessons from the 90s still topical today!
=> cjochart.gif What the gods blessed me with at birth (aka birth chart)
=> OEcalendar.gmi Osburn Elapsed Calendar (You'll need to know this because all dates below are in this calendar.)
## Writing samples
=> writing/sacrament.gmi Sacrament of the Homeless
=> writing/base12.pdf Some Notes on the History and Desirability of the Use of Alternate Number Bases in Arithmetic
(A paper I wrote as a college sophomore that was later taken up by the Duodecimal Bulletin, Volume 4X; (58.), Number 1, Whole Number 98; (116.), Year 11E5; (2009.)). 100K PDF
## A random selection of thoughts.
=> 610225.gmi Taxhope 25, OE 61 (this is a placeholder)
## Extreme Contactability
=> misfin:
[email protected] Send me a message via misfin --
[email protected].
(No guarantee on response times!)
