Three Lawyers and Engineers Take the Train
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  One day 3 Lawyers each purchase a train ticket. Next in line
  were 3 Engineers who purchased only 1 train ticket. Confused, the
  lawyers ask the engineers "Why did you only purchase 1 ticket
  when there is 3 of you?"

  One of the engineers replied "Just watch and you will see!". As
  they boarded the train the 3 engineers headed straight for the
  bathroom where all 3 crowded in. Shortly after the train got
  going the conductor came thru asking for tickets. He then knocked
  on the bathroom door and asked for tickets please. 1 of the
  engineers opens the door a crack and hands out the ticket.

  Amazed at this the lawyers thought on the way back they would do
  the same.

  On the trip back the 3 lawyers went up and purchased only 1 train
  ticket but noticed that the engineers didn't purchase any.
  Confused again, the lawyers asked, "Why didn't you buy a ticket
  for the return trip?"

  One of the engineers replied, "Just watch and you will see!" As
  they boarded the train the 3 lawyers headed straight for the
  bathroom where all 3 crowded in. Shortly after the train got
  going one of the engineers knocked on the bathroom door and said,
  "Tickets, please!"
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