STATIONS OF THE ROSS

it's my first wedding
driving north
the bikers pop wheelies
i must admit it's arousing

it's my first wedding
wearing my nice new suit
deacon droning on
jesus nailed to the cross

afterwards it's love, honor, bump n' grind
to get things started i request "sex machine"
classical catholic dichotomy
their dullest  ceremony

it's my first wedding
the garter comes off
bizarre mating ritual
i can't hang i feel too much
it's my first wedding.