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? BLAZED: Tales of Subliminal Congress ? 19 November 2003 ?
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? The Sixth Release: "Dissident Conformist" ?
? Written by deadfred the Unemployed Welfare Mother ?
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About an hour ago, as I was feeling rather pissed, I got blazed up
on some of that smoky stuff. I had been reading the Blazed text
zine and wanting to write something for it, so I figured it'd be a
good time to write a poem. It's nice and pissy with enough sarcasm
to fend off a horde of brain-thirsty zombies bent on world
domination. I hate zombies. Here's the poem, I hope you die while
reading it. *clears throat*
"Dissident Conformist"
I love authority,
and I love cops,
I love the judges,
and I love God.
I love rules,
and I love laws,
so make some more,
for me to follow.
I don't know,
just how to think,
so think of something,
for me to do.
I have no desire,
I'm so satisfied,
so damned happy,
with discontent.
I make my bed,
and I mow my grass,
I iron my clothes,
and I fold them too.
I don't drink,
and I don't smoke,
so don't offer me,
a single toke.
But gimme a liver,
and a setta lungs,
just in case,
mine get lost.
What did you say?
Oh yes, I agree,
not a contrary bone,
in my whole body.
Today is so special,
and so unique,
with 24 hours,
like all the rest!
Wooo! *Clap* for me dear anonymous
text reader!
Signing off, deadfred.
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