Holler at your boy.

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?    BLAZED: Tales of Subliminal Congress     ? 19 November 2003 ?
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?            The Sixth Release: "Dissident Conformist"           ?
?        Written by deadfred the Unemployed Welfare Mother       ?
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About an hour ago, as I was feeling rather pissed, I got blazed up
on some of that smoky stuff. I had been reading the Blazed text
zine and wanting to write something for it, so I figured it'd be a
good time to write a poem. It's nice and pissy with enough sarcasm
to fend off a horde of brain-thirsty zombies bent on world
domination. I hate zombies. Here's the poem, I hope you die while
reading it. *clears throat*

"Dissident Conformist"

I love authority,
and I love cops,
I love the judges,
and I love God.

I love rules,
and I love laws,
so make some more,
for me to follow.

I don't know,
just how to think,
so think of something,
for me to do.

I have no desire,
I'm so satisfied,
so damned happy,
with discontent.

I make my bed,
and I mow my grass,
I iron my clothes,
and I fold them too.

I don't drink,
and I don't smoke,
so don't offer me,
a single toke.

But gimme a liver,
and a setta lungs,
just in case,
mine get lost.

What did you say?
Oh yes, I agree,
not a contrary bone,
in my whole body.

Today is so special,
and so unique,
with 24 hours,
like all the rest!

Wooo! *Clap* for me dear anonymous
text reader!
Signing off, deadfred.


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