83 - Burying cars.
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We do this  every day. We load up  another old car
onto this  flatbed truck we  got, which is  like a
mini school bus  welded to the front  of a flatbed
truck chassis,  all riding on huge  off-road tires
all   around.   It's   actually   a  totally   rad
rig. Anyways, a gang of us get in and take the car
somewhere out  into the wilderness.  Then,  we set
to work with shovels, digging  a big deep hole and
drop the  car down into it.   Then, whoever's turn
it is  this time,  gets into  that car  with these
three  special  bottles  of   water  and  one  for
drinking.  Then,  we recite a whole  pile of stuff
to bless the water and the earth and ourselves and
whatever.  I'm  still trying  to memorize  it all,
but I  can mumble along  for now. Then, we  feed a
silicone  tube into  the  car for  air, close  the
doors, and we bury them  alive in that car. Then a
whole bunch more recited texts. And then we leave!

For three days they'll  stay in there, fasting and
praying and  gradually pouring the water  from the
three bottles through a whole  we put in the floor
of the car. And when the three days is up, we come
back and dig them out.  We leave a little blue box
and key in  the car, and another  bottle of water,
bury the car again, and we leave.

A job's a  job I guess. What I am  getting is that
all this is somehow  repairing the ruined aquifers
and   poisoned  water   tables.  I   don't  really
understand how any of  this burying business helps
with that  at all,  or that our  water was  even a
problem. But I  have a lot to learn  still, like I
say  I  haven't  even   memorized  all  the  texts
yet. And our leader is completely committed to all
this, and he's a very  smart man, I should know, I
met him  one time.  All this is  a huge  amount of
work,  and  it's  not  like  we're  going  against
anybody, or  harming anything. I'm  no hydrologist
or whatever, and I'm not so capable of researching
everything  myself, so  I just  got to  have faith
that all  these smart  and hard-working  people in
this cult  or whatever it is,  are doing something
to help. And I can too.