67 - Can't afford these shots.
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I'd sure like to get a covid shot by now, but that
whole effort is kind of stalled out around
here. The vaccine shipment trucks keep getting
hijacked, and so all you can find are black-market
shots at prices I can't afford yet. The Olds are
right in there selling stolen vaccines with the
best of them. Which seems kind of extra
exploitative to me, given that they can't even get
the covid germs, but whatever. If it wasn't them,
it'd just be more crooked homo-saps instead, same
difference. But anyways, the Olds sure aren't shy
about it. The other day I was buying tacos from
this food truck run by a couple of dwarfs, and
they had $1500 Pfizers and Modernas scribbled in
there on the menu below the guacamole. I just
can't afford that right now. Hell, I'm not even
springing for the guac these days.
Sometimes I think I should call the police about
stuff like this I see for sale. But on the other
hand, the cops themselves have some of the better
prices on stolen vaccines. I got pulled over for
an illegal U-turn the other day, and the officer
offered me an Astrazeneca for like $850. That's as
good as I've seen so far. Maybe I should get
saving and take him up on it next time. For the
moment, I just bought $20 of crystal from him so
he wouldn't get pissed off and ticket me for the
U-turn. Del always insisted to me that meth cured
covid, and joint pain, and heartburn, and about
everything. But I'm not so sure about all that.
