63 - Now I'm a school teacher too.
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There's this elementary school over on
Shellenstein Avenue, and I was supposed to test
the back-flow assemblies there. And when I get
there I'm talking to the principal for a little
bit. And before I know it she's like, hey you want
a job teaching grade one? And I'm like, uh, okay.
And it's done, I'll do Fridays from now on. Now
I'm super grateful for the opportunity, don't get
me wrong, but bonkers, right? Hey, here's some
stranger we just met with an obviously fake
plumber's license and no teaching experience,
let's put them in charge of our young children's'
education. I mean, who does that? People around
these parts, it's like they're totally unconcerned
about almost everything. Well anyways, I hope
these kids like word searches.
And I even got to meet with the class a bit. It's
interesting, the class is about a quarter elf
kids. That surprises me, because none of the elfs
around where I'm from in Braxon ever bothered to
learn any homo-sap languages, much less send kids
to homo-sap schools. Not that there were any real
schools left there, and hardly any children either
for that matter. I always thought those Braxon
elfs saw learning homo-sap languages as somehow
beneath them. But the elfs around Burloo are not
the same as them. They're even a bit taller too,
and their skin a bit purpler. Things are different
around here. I'm still getting used to it. I think
I'm even coming around to the
waffles-for-every-meal thing.
