49 - Those elf herbs messed me up.
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It was my turn to use the electricity, and so I
was mostly at home. A few days ago I got this
little baggie of dried herbs from the elfs living
a few units up. And so I thought what the heck,
and I put a little of it in some cookies I made
that morning. Big mistake. I eat like two cookies
at lunchtime, and the the next thing I know I'm
waking up in the middle of the night on the
kitchen floor, and I've pissed in my pants and
I've got a raging headache. And then I discover
that I'd spent the day painting some pretty wacky
stuff on my walls, and glued all my forks and
spoons end-to-end in a spiral on the living room
ceiling. Which actually was sort of cool. But, I
won't be trying any more elfish herbs. Probably I
should have been tipped off the by the goofy look
they had on their faces when they gave it to
me. At least someone must have got a few yuks out
of this.
Jone's totally-mess-you-up oatmeal raisin cookies.
4 tablespoons margarine
1 egg
1/4 cup white sugar
1/4 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup milk of some sort
3/4 cup flour
1 cup rolled oats
1/2 cup raisins
1/2 tsp cinnamon
pinch salt
1 tsp baking powder
1/8 tsp cloves
1/2 tsp elf herbs from Yrla and Dirin who are jerks (optional)
Oven to 350F. Combine marg, egg, sugars and milk
until smooth. Add all the rest of the stuff and
stir it up good. Drop spoonfuls on a baking sheet,
bake 12-15 minutes, then let sit 2 minutes before
removing from the sheet.
