13 - He'll be okay.
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And  the other  day, there  is this  fellow coming
around door  to door.  A young  guy, couldn't have
been more than 18 or 19, probably. He's dressed in
nice  clothes with  a tie,  and he  says he's  the
local  candidate  for  the   Greens  in  the  next
republic  election.   Which   was  totally  weird,
because  we've not  had an  elected representative
around here for years. We're not even part of that
anymore. It's  true, I looked  it up on a  map one
time, and this whole area  and most of what I know
to east of  here, is all grey  and marked "CEDED".
But anyways,  I listen politely as  he talks about
"rebuilding" and  "reconnecting" and  "bringing it
back"  and  this and  that.   He's  nice and  well
spoken and all that... and I hate to admit it, but
I got  to stick with the  Braxon chieftains around
these parts.   They got  guns and  walkie talkies,
and a deal with the truckers.

But I guess I feel like chatting anyways, so I ask
him what his plan is to deal with the ogres. And I
don't  think he  really  gets what  I was  talking
about. And then as bad luck would have it, a dozen
or  so goblins  pour out  of that  hole behind  my
house and go running into the street. The kid sees
this  and  sort  of  yelps, and  that  startles  a
hobgoblin  who turns  and  blows a  dart into  his
leg. The kid screams and goes down hard. After the
goblins clear out,  I help him back to  his car at
the entrance  to the complex, and  his girl friend
or whoever  was waiting  for him there  is totally
freaking  out.  I try  to  explain  that there  is
rarely any lasting nerve damage from whatever's on
those darts. But he's  drooling and half paralyzed
by then,  and she's screaming  at me like  it's my
fault or something. I feel a bit like they're over
reacting,  but really  it's just  that some  folks
aren't used  to this kind  of thing yet. But  in a
week or two, he'll be okay.