6 - Sorry about the trailer, Lucy.
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Lucy, I owe you an apology for accidentally
rolling your trailer down the hill, exploding it
with dynamite, and crushing it under a dead
dragon. Bunch of stuff that happened, kind a funny
story really, might as well tell you it.
Well Pete and I were throwing the football around
behind your lot, and it rolls under your trailer.
Right in the middle, and we can't neither of us
reach it, so we figure we'll just jump in the
power wagon and pull out your rig out a bit so we
can grab the ball. Had the wrong hitch ball, so I
just tied a rope. It was going okay, then it
broke, so I guess that was a bad idea. Trailer
snaps back, tips off the pad, and wouldn't you
know it rolls right on down the embankment. Bit of
a rough ride, it stays up though, so I'm like this
is totally fine. Just have to winch that one back
up. It's a Starcraft, it can take it.
Too much mud to get a good pull going, so we think
to put down some gravel and rocks. Don't have any
gravel, but I did have some left over dynamite in
the wagon, so why not make some gravel from that
boulder in the back of your lot? Light up a
stick, throw it on over to it, but wouldn't you
know it takes a weird bounce off the football that
by now went and rolled over there, and the stick
gets flung on down the hill to the roof of the
trailer. BLAMM! So that thing is a flaming wreck
in no time. And Pete's sitting in the power wagon
and he kind of freaks out and jumps out the door,
and catches the emergency brake with his ankle,
and the wagon rolls right on down there and lands
on the whole thing. Guess that breaks the
trailer's propane line or something, cause things
got worse pretty fast. You would not believe the
fireball that went up. Pete and I just run for it,
but of course all that noise brings around the
dragons like usual. I managed to hit one in the
eye with my crossbow, and wouldn't you know it
falls out of the sky right on the pile with the
wagon and your trailer!
Anyways, in the end you're out one trailer, I lost
the power wagon, so I guess we're even steven,
right? Ha ha. But I did pull some sweet teeth and
blue scales off the dead dragon after the fire
died down, and I left them by your back door, so I
guess you owe me one now, right? But sorry
anyways. Though that kind of thing is bound to
happen sooner or later, even if it is a Starcraft.
